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Name: Blanket Bill
Email: blanketman @ boggleflops.orgMy wife bought a wooden ladder for our living room. It's small and flimsy and you can't really use it as a ladder. She hangs a couple of blankets from it and calls it our "blanket ladder".When I'm on the couch and get cold I grab a blanket from the ladder. When I'm done I leave the blanket on the couch. I fold it, but I refuse to put it on the stupid ladder.
I never wanted a blanket ladder. I think it's dumb.We have never openly argued about it, but I know she hates that I won't participate in her blanket ladder bullshit. Fuck that blanket ladder.share this ponypenis.com posthome

Name: Ima Faker
Email: ifaker @ bigcorp.comI have been faking my job since Covid. I work for a huge company. When I say huge I mean it’s a massive global conglomerate. During the pandemic my boss retired and somehow she never got replaced. She was located in a European country and I’m in Canada.My department is massive and I’m such a tiny speck in the machine. No one has been in charge of my particular role since my boss left. I work from home and I just kind of join meetings because I’m still listed on everything for our department. I offer help for easy projects and chime in on email chains when I feel like I need to seem useful.I login Monday through Friday, but I really only do about 30 minute of work each day, but some days I literally do nothing. I’ve even started smoking joints with my morning tea on most days.Sometimes I agonize over being found out but the situation is too far gone. I worry at this point if I say something then HR will ask why I didn’t speak up five years ago.It’s awesome and scary, lol. I wonder if I can ride this another 12 years until I retire. Thanks ponypenis!share this ponypenis.com posthome